Guest guest Posted March 4, 2001 Report Share Posted March 4, 2001 Weekend humour ..... QUICK WIT: Only in America... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance! ======== Things You Would Never Know Without the Movies. -It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting. -A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty. -If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps. -It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors. -Police Departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite. -When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other. -Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds, unless it's the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside. -Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at that precise moment you turn the television on. ============== One night I was chatting with my Mom about how she had changed as a mother from the first child to the last. She told me she had mellowed a lot over the years: " When your oldest sister coughed or sneezed, I called the ambulance. When your youngest brother swallowed a dime, I just told him it was coming out of his allowance. " ========= Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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