Mid week Humour for the list.......

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Some midweek humour for the list.. : )

 

Little Johnny's father was a rector in a small church.

 

One day, his father told Little Johnny that a very

important bishop was coming and that he would be

staying with them. Little Johnny became very excited

and asked his father if he would get to meet him.

 

His father thought about this and decided that he would

let Little Johnny bring the bishop tea in the morning

and wake him up. Little Johnny agreed to do this and

was very excited.

 

His father gave him instructions: first, knock on the

door of the bishops room and then say to him " It's the

boy, my Lord, it's time to get up. "

 

Little Johnny was very excited and rehearsed his lines

repeating them over and over. Finally the day came and

Little Johnny had learned all his lines.

 

He went to the door and knocked. He was so excited and

nervous though that his lines got mixed up and the boy

said, " It's the Lord, my boy, and your time is up!! "

 

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" I hope you didn't take it personally, Pastor, " an embarrassed woman said

after a church service, " when my husband walked out during your sermon. "

 

" I did find it rather disconcerting, " the preacher replied.

 

" It's not a reflection on you, sir, " insisted the church goer.

 

" Ralph has been walking in his sleep ever since he was a child. "

 

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When a physician remarked on a new patient's

extraordinarily ruddy complexion, he said, " High blood

pressure, Doc. It comes from my family... "

 

" Your mother's side or your father's? " Doc asked.

 

" Neither, " he replied. " It's from my *wife's* side. "

 

" Oh, come now, " Doc said. " How could your wife's side of family

give you high blood pressure?? "

 

He sighed... " You oughta meet 'em sometime, doc! "

 

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