Guest guest Posted March 26, 2001 Report Share Posted March 26, 2001 Holy Mistakes! .._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._. These are actual clippings from church newspapers. It's amazing what a little proof-reading would prevent: * " Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands. " * The sermon this morning: " Jesus Walks on the Water. " The sermon tonight: " Searching for Jesus. " * Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. * Don't let worry kill you - let the Church help. * The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The Congregation is invited to attend this *tragedy*. * Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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