Guest guest Posted March 29, 2001 Report Share Posted March 29, 2001 Some end of the week humour for the list...... My church welcomes all denominations....tens, twenties, fifties... - - - One thing about a church: you're never too bad to come in and you're never too good to stay out. - - - Some people don't realize that the Ten Commandments aren't multiple choice! - - - My friend said her pastor is so good, he can talk on any subject for an hour! I told her that was nothing, because *my* pastor can talk for an hour without a subject!! ----------------------- These are reported to be actual test answers from various schools:- Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. Q: How is dew formed? A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire. Q: What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on? A: If you are buying a house, they will insist you are well endowed. Q; Name a major disease associated with cigarettes. A: Premature death. Q: What is the fibula? A: A small lie. Q: What does " varicose " mean? A: Nearby. Q: Give the meaning of the term " Caesarean Section. " A: The caesarean section is a district in Rome. Q: What is a seizure? A: A Roman emperor. Q: What is a terminal illness? A: When you are sick at the airport. Q: What does the word " benign " mean? A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight. ........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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