Guest guest Posted April 7, 2001 Report Share Posted April 7, 2001 Some humour for the weekend....... The following quotes were allegedly taken from actual medical records as dictated by physicians: ~ By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped and he was feeling better. ~ On the second day, the knee was better and on the third day it had completely disappeared. ~ The patient has been depressed ever since she began seeing me in 1983. ~ Patient was released to outpatient department without dressing. ~ Discharge status: Alive but without permission. ~ The patient refused an autopsy. ~ The patient's medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days. ~ She slipped on the ice and apparently her legs went in separate directions in early December. ~ The patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch. ~ She is numb from the toes down. ~ The skin was moist and dry. ~ When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room. ==================== Funny Thought " Many aspire to serve God--but only in an advisory capacity. " -Anon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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