Guest guest Posted April 19, 2001 Report Share Posted April 19, 2001 Bit of humour for the list..... Funny Thoughts " In Hollywood, if you don't have happiness you send out for it. " - Rex Reed ---------------------------- QUICK WIT: What is the difference between outlaws and in-laws? Outlaws are wanted. ----------------- Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag? ----------------------------- Rude man.. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Over dinner, my wife said to me, " I met this horrible and rude man downtown this morning, and right away I knew he was a troublemaker. He started to insult me; he used really bad language; he even threatened me! " " How did you meet this fellow? " I asked, very concerned. She said, " Well, we met by accident, I hit him with the car. " : ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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