Guest guest Posted April 27, 2001 Report Share Posted April 27, 2001 End of the week humour........ ============= *Old Vs Young* When you are young, you want to be the master of your fate and the captain of your soul. When you are older, you will settle for being the master of your weight and the captain of your bowling team. =========== The man walked over to the perfume counter and told the clerk he'd like a bottle of Chanel No. 5 for his wife's birthday. " A little surprise, eh? " smiled the clerk. " You bet, " answered the customer. " She's expecting a cruise. " =========================== Church Bulletin Bloopers These sentences actually appeared in a church bulletin or were announced in a church service... " Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands. " The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict. Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be " What is Hell? " Come early and listen to our choir practice. Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children. For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs. Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM. - prayer and medication to follow. Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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