Bank Holiday Humour : )

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Humour for Monday bank Holiday.......

 

How was I born?

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A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked

his parents, " How was I born? "

 

" Well honey... " said the slightly prudish parent,

" the stork brought you to us. "

 

" Oh, " said the boy. " Well, how did you and daddy

get born? " he asked.

 

" The stork brought us too! " answered the parent.

 

" Well how were grandpa and grandma born? " he persisted.

 

" Well darling, the stork brought them too! " said the parent,

by now starting to squirm a little in the Lazy Boy recliner.

 

Several days later, the boy handed in his paper to the

teacher who read with confusion the opening sentence:

" This report has been very difficult to write because there

hasn't been a natural childbirth in my family for three

generations. "

 

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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED:

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in

the ribs and cackling, telling me, " You're next. " They

stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at

funerals.

 

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One day a little girl came home from school, and said to her

mother, " Mommy, today in school I was punished for something

that I didn't do. "

 

The mother exclaimed, " But that's terrible! I'm going to have

a talk with your teacher about this! By the way, what was it

that you didn't do? "

 

The little girl replied, " My homework. "

 

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