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From time to time we send in a bit of humour to the list..........

 

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Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her

mother, " Why is the bride dressed in white? "

 

" Because white is the color of happiness and today is the happiest day of

her life, " her mother tried to explain, keeping it simple.

 

The child thought about this for a moment, then said, " So, why's the groom

wearing black? "

 

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Three wives were bemoaning their husbands' attitudes

towards leftovers...

" It gets rough, " one said. " My husband is a Movie Producer

and he calls them 'reruns'. "

 

" You think you have it bad, " was the reply. " Mine is a

Quality Control Engineer and he calls them 'rejects'! "

 

" That's nothing compared to me, " said the third lady.

" My husband is a mortician. He calls them 'remains'!!! "

 

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An elderly couple was just settling in to bed one night when the phone rang.

 

The husband got out of bed and went into the living room (parlor) to answer

the phone.

 

His wife could hear him say, " Hello? " Then he said, " Sure is. " He hung up

the receiver (remember those) and went back to bed.

 

A minute later the phone rang again. The husband got out of bed and went

into the other room and his wife could hear him say, " Hello? " again and then

he said, " Sure is. " again. He hung up the receiver and went back to bed.

 

The wife asked who it was. The man said he didn't know.

 

A minute later the phone rang again. The husband got out of bed and went

into the other room and his wife could hear him say, " Hello? " Then he said,

" Sure is. " He hung up the receiver and went back to bed.

 

The wife asked again about the caller. The man said he didn't know who it

was.

 

The wife then asked, " Well, what did the person say?

 

He said, " It's odd, a woman just keeps saying, " Long distance from Chicago. "

 

 

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