Guest guest Posted May 28, 2001 Report Share Posted May 28, 2001 To lighten up the list.. Bank Holiday Monday humour for the list...... One Sunday morning a little girl in her Sunday best was running so she wouldn't be late for church. As she ran she kept praying, " Dear God, please don't let me be late to church. Please don't let me be late to church.... " And, as she was running she tripped and fell. When she got back up she began praying again, " Please, God don't let me be late to church -- but don't shove me either! " Quick Wit ======== What's the difference between the government and the Mafia? One of them is organized. =============== *Dictionary of Project Terms* Project slightly behind original schedule due to unforeseen difficulties-- We got so sick of working on this that we decided to do something else. Major Technological Breakthrough--Back to the drawing board. Developed after years of intensive research--It was discovered by accident. Customer satisfaction is believed assured--We are so far behind schedule that the customer will be happy to get anything at all from us. The design will be finalized in the next reporting period--We haven't started this job yet, but we've got to say something. Test results were extremely gratifying--It works, and are we surprised. Extensive effort is being applied on a fresh approach to the problem--We just hired three new guys; we'll let them kick it around for a while. Preliminary operational tests are inconclusive--The darn thing blew up when we threw the switch. The entire concept will have to be abandoned--The only guy who understood the thing quit. Modifications are under way to correct certain minor difficulties--We threw the whole thing out and are starting from scratch. ======== Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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