Guest guest Posted June 2, 2001 Report Share Posted June 2, 2001 A doctor answers his phone and hears the familiar voice of a colleague on the other end of the line. " We need a fourth for poker, " said the friend. " I'll be right over, " whispered the doctor. As he was putting on his coat, his wife asked, " Is it serious? " " Oh yes, quite serious, " said the doctor gravely. " In fact, there are three doctors there already! " Quick Wit Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'. ======= A reporter cornered George W. Bush at a press conference: " Many say the only reason you were elected for President is due to the enormous power and influence of your father. " " That notion is ridiculous! " mocked George Jr. " It doesn't matter how powerful the man is. He could only vote once! " ======== [ Actual excerpts from various newspapers... ] - Illiterate? Write today for free help. - Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it. - Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included. - 3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred. - For sale: antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers. - We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand. - Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated. Come here first! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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