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[Guest guest]

We think humour and spirituality go together so from time to time

we send in material like this to the list...........

 

mid week : )

 

 

Here are some conversations, which had actually happened

between help desk people and their customers:

 

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Tech Support: " Just call us back if there's a problem.

We're open 24 hours. "

Customer: " Is that Eastern time?? "

 

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Tech Support: " Ok, now click your left mouse button. "

Customer: (silence) " But I only have one mouse! "

 

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Customer: " Excuse me can I use this disk? It has a

*hole* in it... "

 

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Tech Support: " Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the

screen, can you see the 'OK' button displayed? "

Customer: " Wow. How can you see my screen from there?! "

 

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Tech Support: " What type of computer do you have? "

Customer: " A white one... "

 

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Customer: " I can't log in to my account. "

Tech Support: " Ok, let's look at your configuration. "

Customer: " Ok...but I know that my User ID is case sensitive. "

Tech Support: " Yes it is. Ok, what does it say in the

'User ID' field? "

Customer: " Like I said, 'Case Sensitive'. "

 

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Customer: " My computer's telling me I performed an

illegal abortion. "

 

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Customer: " How do I print my voicemail?? "

 

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" William, I just won the lottery! Pack your bags! "

 

" That's great, honey! Should I pack for the beach, the mountains, or what? "

 

" Who cares? Just get out. "

 

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