Guest guest Posted July 15, 2001 Report Share Posted July 15, 2001 Weekend Humour for the list..... Why??....... Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin? Why can't women put on mascara with their mouths closed? Why don't you ever see the headline " Psychic Wins Lottery " ? Why is " abbreviated " such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do " practice " ? Why is it that rain drops but snow falls? Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hong Kong Films .._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._. The following are actual English subtitles used in films from Hong Kong: - I am darn unsatisfied to be killed in this way. - Same old rules: no eyes, no groin. - Darn, I'll burn you into a BBQ chicken! - Take my advice, or I'll spank you a lot. - This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum. I am sure you will not mind that I remove your toenails and leave them out on the dessert floor for ants to eat. - Quiet or I'll blow your throat up. - I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out! - Beat him out of recognizable shape! - I got knife scars more than the number of your leg's hair! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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