Guest guest Posted August 19, 2001 Report Share Posted August 19, 2001 Weekend Humour for the list....... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ *Age* I've gotten to the age where I need my false teeth and hearing aid before I can ask where I left my glasses. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a rabbi, if they could discuss his use of the family car. His father took him into his study and said: " I'll make a deal with you. You bring your grades up, study your Talmud a little, get your hair cut and then we'll talk about it. " After about a month, the boy came back and again asked his father if they could discuss his use of the car. They again went into the father's study where the father said: " Son, I've been very proud of you. You have brought your grades up, you've studied the Talmud diligently, but you didn't get your hair cut. " The young man waited a moment and then replied: " You know Dad, I've been thinking about that. You know Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair, Noah had long hair, and even Jesus had long hair. " The rabbi said: " Yes, and they walked everywhere they went. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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