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Once in a while we post some humour to this list devoted

to Spiritual matters.................... jay

 

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Driving home from church one Sunday, the father tuned

the radio to a country and western station.

 

" How can you stand that stuff? " complained his 16-year-old son.

" It's all about lonesome cowboys, gunfights and broken hearts. "

 

Knowing he preferred rock 'n' roll, the dad asked,

" Well, what's your music about? "

 

" That's the beauty of it, " the son said.

" You just don't know!! "

 

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A young lawyer, just out of Law School, was pleading his first case in South

Carolina.

 

A train had killed twenty-four pigs, and the young attorney was trying to

impress the jury with the magnitude of the injury.

 

" Yes, Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, twenty-four pigs. Imagine,

twenty-four pigs. Twice the number there are in the jury box. "

 

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Tyler and Katz, two judges, were each arrested on speeding charges.

When they arrived in court on the appointed day, no one was there, so

instead of wasting time waiting around they decided to try each other.

Motioning Tyler to the stand, Katz said, " How do you plead? "

 

" Guilty. "

 

" That'll be fifty dollars and a warning from the court. " Katz stepped down

and the two judges shook hands and changed places. " How do you plead? "

asked Tyler.

 

" Guilty. "

 

Tyler reflected for a moment. " These reckless driving cases are becoming

all too common of late, " he pointed out. " In fact, this is the second such

incident in the last quarter hour. That'll be two hundred dollars and ten

days in jail. "

 

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Nine year old Joey, was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday

school.

 

" Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines on a

rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt.

When he got to the Red Sea, he had his engineers build a pontoon bridge and

all the people walked across safely. Then he used his walkie - talkie to

radio headquarters for reinforcements. They sent bombers to blow up the

bridge and all the Israelites were saved. "

 

" Now, Joey, is that really what your teacher taught you? " his mother asked.

 

" Well, no, Mom. But if I told it the way the teacher did, you'd never

believe it! "

 

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