A bit of : )

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Humour with a twist in the tail : )

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A couple of boys were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track.

All of a sudden, the Game Warden jumped out of the bushes. Immediately, one

of the boys threw his rod down and started running through the woods like a

bat out of hell. The Game Warden was hot on his heels.

 

After about a half mile, the boy stopped and stooped over with his hands on

his thighs to catch his breath, so the Game Warden finally caught up to him.

" Let's see yer fishin' license, little man! " the Warden gasped.

 

With that, the boy pulled out his wallet and gave the Game Warden a valid

fishing license.

 

" Well, son, " said the Game Warden, " you must be about as dumb as a box of

rocks! You don't have to run from me if you have a valid license! "

 

" Yes, sir, " replied the boy, " but my friend back there, well, he don't have

one. "

 

 

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A couple had been married for 25 years and also celebrated their 60th

birthdays. During the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because

they had been such a loving couple all those years, she would give them one

wish each.

 

The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her wand and

boom! She had the tickets in her hand.

 

Next, it was the husband's turn. He paused for a moment, then said shyly,

" Well, I'd like to have a woman 30 years younger than me. " The fairy picked

up her wand and boom!

He was 90!!