Guest guest Posted December 8, 2001 Report Share Posted December 8, 2001 Weekend humour.... bit iffy.... : ) A couple had been married for 25 years and also celebrated their 60th birthdays. During the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple all those years, she would give them one wish each. The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her wand and boom! She had the tickets in her hand. Next, it was the husband's turn. He paused for a moment, then said shyly, " Well, I'd like to have a woman 30 years younger than me. " The fairy picked up her wand and boom! He was 90!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A dietitian was once addressing a large audience in Chicago: " The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks erode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. " But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have eaten or will eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it? " A 75-year-old man in the front row stood up and said, " Wedding cake! " ;-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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