Police Stories : )

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Once a week we take a break from spirituality and

post a little humour to the list...... jay

 

Weekend Humour:

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Police in Oakland, California spent two hours attempting to

subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home.

After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers discovered that

the man was standing beside them, shouting, " Please come out

and give yourself up!! "

 

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An Illinois man pretending to have a gun kidnapped a motorist

and forced him to drive to two different automated teller

machines. The kidnapper then proceeded to withdraw money

from his *own* bank accounts!

 

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Fire investigators on Maui have determined the cause of a

blaze that destroyed a $127,000 home last month - a short

in the homeowner's newly installed fire prevention alarm system.

" This is even worse than last year, " said the distraught

homeowner, " when someone broke in and stole my new security

system... "

 

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- Did I say that?

 

Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect who

just couldn't control himself during a lineup. When detectives

asked each man in the lineup to repeat the words, " Give me all

your money or I'll shoot, " the man shouted, " That's not what I

said! "

 

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A bank robber in Virginia Beach got a nasty surprise when a dye

pack designed to mark stolen money exploded in his Fruit-of-the

-Looms. The robber apparently stuffed the loot down the front of

his pants as he was running out the door. " He was seen hopping

and jumping around, " said police spokesman Mike Carey, " with an

explosion taking place inside his pants. " Police have the man's

charred trousers in custody.

 

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