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We are a list devoted to spiritual matters but from time to

time we take the liberty of sharing some humour with the list.

 

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One day a young boy ran crying to his mother and rubbing his behind.

 

His mother said, " Bobby, why are you crying? "

 

" Because daddy hit his thumb with the hammer! " little Bobby wailed.

 

" Why, that's not something to cry over, " his mother told him. " That should

make you laugh. "

 

Bobby rubbed his behind and said tearfully, " I DID laugh! "

 

 

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Three people, a doctor, an engineer and a politician were arguing over whose

contribution to humankind was greatest.The doctor said, " the Lord created

Eve from Adam; it was a surgical procedure, therefore we doctors were there

from the creation! "

 

" No way, " the engineer interrupted. " Go back a step: the Lord created the

universe from chaos. That was the greatest engineering feat in history! MY

profession was the one that was there at the beginning! "

 

" Fair enough, " the politician piped in. " But who do you think created all

that chaos in the first place? "

 

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Mad Mom....

 

Late one Saturday evening, I was awakened by the ringing of my phone.

 

In a sleepy grumpy voice I said hello. The party on the other end of the

line paused for a moment before rushing breathlessly into a lengthy speech.

 

" Mom, this is Susan and I'm sorry I woke you up, but I had to call because

I'm going to be a little late getting home. See, Dad's car has a flat but

it's not my fault. Honest! I don't know what happened. The tire just went

flat while we were inside the theater. Please don't be mad, okay? "

 

Since I don't have any daughters, I knew the person had dialed my number by

mistake.

 

" I'm sorry dear, " I replied, " but you've reached the wrong number. I don't

have a daughter named Susan. "

 

" Wow, Mom, " the young woman's voice replied,

 

" I didn't think you'd be this mad. "

 

 

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