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Though this list is devoted to spiritual matters,

from time to time we digress into humour : )

 

 

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A little girl became restless as the preacher's sermon

dragged on and on. Finally she leaned over to her mother

and whispered, " Mommy, if we give him the money now, will

he let us go?? "

 

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A boy was watching his father, a pastor, write a sermon.

" How do you know what to say? " he asked.

" Why, God tells me, " he says.

The boy then asks, " Oh, then why do you keep crossing

things out?? "

 

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A Sunday School teacher asked a little boy, " Bobby, do

you believe in the devil? "

" No, " said the little boy.

" He's just like Santa Claus. I think it's my daddy! "

 

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Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through

life thinking they had no faults at all.

 

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I just read a report that stated that last year 4,153,237 people got

married.

 

I don't want to start any trouble, but shouldn't that be an even number?

 

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" Breaking Up " In esoteric manner....

 

PSYCHOLOGY: Girl accuses guy of just using her as a

substitute for his Mother.

 

SOCIOLOGY: Each claims to have been oppressed in the

relationship.

 

ARCHAEOLOGY: One tries to bury the past, and accuses

the other of trying to dig it up.

 

THEATRE: " OH! Life is... ENDED... as we KNOW it! "

 

JOURNALISM: " Today was the end of an era. Jack, 19, and

Jill, 18, called an end to their relationship of 2 weeks... "

 

WOMEN'S STUDIES: " HE did it! "

 

BUSINESS: Both decide that they're spending way too much

money together, and that it's simply cheaper to be single.

 

HISTORY: Each party argues the breakup was caused by

something the other party did in the past.

 

GEOGRAPHY: Both people decide to simply move far

away to avoid each other.

 

ECONOMICS: One party demands more than the other can supply.

 

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