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Though this list is dedicated to spiritual matter we take the

liberty of posting some humour from time to time...

 

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The mother of a large family was explaining why she dresses

her children alike, right down to the youngest baby.

 

" When we had just four children, I dressed them alike so

we wouldn't lose any of them. "

 

" Now, " she added, looking around at her brood of nine,

" I dress them alike so we won't pick up any that don't belong to us. "

 

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A student was heading home for the summer holidays.

 

When she got to the airline counter, she presented her ticket

to New York and as she gave the agent her luggage she asked,

 

" I'd like you to send my green suitcase to Hawaii, and my

red suitcase to London. "

 

The confused agent said, " I'm sorry, we can't do that. "

 

" Really? I am so relieved to hear you say that because,

that's exactly what you did to my luggage last year! "

 

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THE HENPECKED HUSBAND

 

A husband was advised by his psychiatrist to assert himself. " You don't

have to let your wife henpeck you. Go home and show her you're the boss. "

 

The man was on fire with enthusiasm and couldn't wait to try the doctor's

advice! He rushed home, slammed the door, shook his fist in his wife's

face, and growled, " From now on, you're taking orders from me. I want

my supper right now, and when you get it on the table, go upstairs, and

lay out my best clothes. Tonight, I'm going out with the boys and you're

going to stay home where you belong. And another thing...you know

who's going to comb my hair, iron my pants, polish my shoes and

tie my tie? "

 

" I certainly do, " said his wife calmly, " The undertaker. "

 

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Leaving Montreal for Quebec, I decided to make a stop at one

of those rest areas on the side of the road.

 

I went into the washroom.

 

The first stall was taken so I went to the second stall. I'd just sat down

when I heard a voice from the next stall... Hi there, how's it going? "

 

Now I'm not the type to strike up conversations with strangers in washrooms

on the side of the road. I didn't know what to say, but finally I said,

" ...Not bad... "

 

Then the voice said, " So, what are you doing? "

 

I thought that was kind of weird, but I said, " Well, I'm just going to the

bathroom, then I'm going back east... "

 

The voice interrupted, " Look, I'm going to have to call you back. Every

time I ask you a question, this goober in the next stall keeps answering

me! "

 

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