Guest guest Posted May 18, 2002 Report Share Posted May 18, 2002 Though this list is dedicated to spiritual matters we take the liberty of posting some humour from time to time. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Attitudes : ) ======= How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on. ----------------------- Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer you live. --------------------------- Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open. ------------------------------ A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour. ------------- Grammar ======= An English teacher at Iowa State University spent a lot of time marking grammatical errors in her students' written work. She wasn't sure how much impact she was having until one overly busy day when she sat at her desk rubbing her temples. A student asked, " What's the matter, Ms. Dalton? " " Tense, " she replied, describing her emotional state. After a slight pause the student tried again, " What was the matter? What has been the matter? What might have been the matter...? " ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ " How long have you been driving without a tail light, buddy? " demanded the policeman. The driver jumped out, ran to the rear of his car, and gave a low moan. His distress was so great that the cop was moved to ease up on him a bit. " Aw, come now, " he said, " you don't have to take it so hard. It isn't that serious. " " It isn't? " cried the motorist. " What happened to my boat and trailer? " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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