Guest guest Posted May 30, 2002 Report Share Posted May 30, 2002 We post a little humour with this list dedicated to spiritual matters. ------ A little boy got lost at the YWCA and found himself in the women's locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, " What's the matter -- haven't you ever seen a little boy before? " ------ A friend hosted a dinner party for people from work and everyone was encouraged to bring their children. All during the sit-down dinner one co-worker's three-year-old girl stared at the man sitting across from her. The girl could hardly eat her food from staring. The man checked his tie, felt his face for food, patted his hair in place, but nothing stopped her from staring at him. He tried his best to just ignore her but finally it was too much for him. He asked her, " Why are you staring at me? " Everyone at the table had noticed her behavior, and the table went quiet for her response. The little girl said, " I just want to see how you drink like a fish! " ---------- Easy Operations Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon says, " I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered. " The second responds, " Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color-coded! " The third surgeon says, " No, I really think file clerks are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order... " The fourth surgeon chimes in: " You know, I like construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would. " But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he said, " You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. They have no guts, no heart, and no spine, and the head and butt are interchangeable!! " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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