Smile for a While

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Spread the Stupidity

 

Only in America ......do

drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store

to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at

the front.

 

Only in America ......do banks

leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

 

 

Only in America ......do we leave

cars worth thousands of dollars in

the driveway and put our useless

junk in the garage.

 

Only in America ......do we buy

hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

 

Only in America ... ...do they

have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

 

EVER WONDER ..

 

Why the sun lightens our hair,

but darkens our skin ?

 

Why women can't put on mascara

with their mouth closed?

 

Why don't you ever see the

headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

 

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long

word?

 

Why is it that doctors call what

they do 'practice'?

 

Why is lemon juice made with

artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

 

Why is the man who invests all

your money called a broker?

 

Why is the time of day with the

slowest traffic called rush hour?

 

Why isn't there mouse-flavored

cat food?

 

Why didn't Noah swat those

two mosquitoes?

 

Why do they sterilize the needle

for lethal injections?

 

You know that indestructible

black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole

plane out of that stuff?!

 

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

 

Why are they called apartments

when they are all stuck together?

 

If con is the opposite of pro,

is Congress the opposite of progress?

 

If flying is so safe,

why do they call the airport the

terminal?

 

Now that you've

smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send

this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a

chuckle)...in other words, send it to everyone. We all need to smile

every once in a while...