Things To Do Today Every Day

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Things To Do Today � Every Day

Posted by: " Azhar Abbas " jhangochi jhangochi

Fri May 16, 2008 6:48 pm (PDT)

 

Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the

statue.

Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat

them.

Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the

middle of it.

Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their

maker.

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

If you lend someone $20 or Rs.20, and never see that person again,

it was probably worth it.

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a

warning to others.

Never buy a car you can't push.

Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you

don't have a leg to stand on.

Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

The early worm gets eaten by the bird, so sleep late.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer you live.

Ever notice that the people who are late are often much jollier than

the people who have to wait for them?

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?

Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.

Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened.

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.

Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open.

Have an awesome day, and know that someone has thought about you

today....