The Plan

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Posted by: " Smitha Visakhan " smitha.1974

Tue Jul 8, 2008 10:03 pm (PDT)

 

The Plan

 

A pretty woman was serving a life sentence in prison. Angry and

resentful about her situation, she had decided that she would rather

die than to live another year in prison.

 

Over the years she had become good friends with one of the prison

caretakers. His job, among others, was to bury those prisoners who

died in a graveyard just outside the prison walls. When a prisoner

died, the caretaker rang a bell, which was heard by everyone. The

caretaker then got the body and put it in a casket. Next, he entered

his office to fill out the death certificate before returning to the

casket to nail the lid shut. Finally, he put the casket on a wagon to

take it to the graveyard and bury it.

 

Knowing this routine, the woman devised an escape plan and shared it

with the caretaker. The next time the bell rang, the woman would leave

her cell and sneak into the dark room where the coffins were kept. She

would slip into the coffin with the dead body while the caretaker was

filling out the death certificate. When the care-taker returned, he

would nail the lid shut and take the coffin outside the prison with

the woman in the coffin along with the dead body. He would then bury

the coffin. The woman knew there would be enough air for her to

breathe until later in the evening when the caretaker would return to

the graveyard under the cover of darkness, dig up the coffin, open it,

and set her free.

 

The caretaker was reluctant to go along with this plan, but since he

and the woman had become good friends over the years, he agreed to do

it.The woman waited several weeks before someone in the prison died.

She was asleep in her cell when she heard the death bell ring.

 

She got up and slowly walked down the hallway. She was nearly caught

a couple of times. Her heart was beating fast. She opened the door to

the darkened room where the coffins were kept. Quietly in the dark,

she found the coffin that contained the dead body, carefully climbed

into the coffin and pulled the lid shut to wait for the caretaker to

come and nail the lid shut.

 

Soon she heard footsteps and the pounding of the hammer and nails.

Even though she was very uncomfortable in the coffin with the dead

body, she knew that with each nail she was one step closer to freedom.

The coffin was lifted onto the wagon and taken outside to the

graveyard. She could feel the coffin being lowered into the ground.

She didn't make a sound as the coffin hit the bottom of the grave with

a thud.

 

Finally she heard the dirt dropping onto the top of the wooden

coffin, and she knew that it was only a matter of time until she would

be free at last. After several minutes of absolute silence, she began

to laugh. She was free! She was free! Feeling curious, she decided to

light a match to find out the identity of the dead prisoner beside her.

 

To her horror, she discovered that she was lying next to the dead

caretaker..

 

Many people believe they have life all figured out..... But sometimes

it just doesn't turn out the way they planned it.

 

Rgds

Smitha