God's Creation

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Posted by: " Aseem Kaistha " vkaisthaa2002

Wed Aug 6, 2008 6:13 pm (PDT)

 

God's Creation

 

On the very first day, God created the cow. He said to the cow, Today

I have created you! As a cow, you must go to the field with the farmer

all day long. You will work all day under the sun! I will give you a

life span of 50 years.

 

The cow objected, What? This kind of tough life you want me to live

for 50 years? Let me have 20 years, and the 30 years, I will give back

to you. So God agreed.

 

On the second day, God created the monkey. He said to the monkey,

Monkeys have to entertain people. You have got to make them laugh and

do monkey tricks. I will give you 20 years life span. The monkey

objected, What? Make them laugh? Do monkey faces and tricks? Ten

years will do, and the other 10 years, I will give you back. So God

agreed.

 

On the third day, God created the dog. God said to the dog, What you are

supposed to do is to sit all day by the door of your house. Any

people that come in, you will have to bark at them! I will give a life

span of 20 years. The dog objected, What? All day long to sit by the

door? No way! I give you back my other 10 years of life! So God agreed.

 

On the fourth day, God created man and said to him, Your job is to

sleep, eat and play. You will enjoy very much in your life. All you

need to do is to enjoy and do nothing. This kind of life, and I will

give you a 20-year life span. The man objected, What? Such a good

life! Eat, play, sleep, do nothing? Enjoy the best and you expect me

to live only for 20 years? No way, man! Why don't we make a deal?

Since the cow gave you back 30 years, and the dog gave you back 10

years and the monkey gave you back 10 years, I will take them from

you! That makes my life span 70 years, right? So God agreed.

 

AND THAT IS WHY..

In our first 20 years, we eat, sleep, play, enjoy the best and do

nothing much. For the next 30 years, we work all day long, suffer and

get to support the family. For the next 10 years, we entertain our

grandchildren by making monkey faces and doing monkey tricks. And for

the last 10 years, we stay at home, sit by the front door and bark at

people!