vacuum cleaner

[Guest guest]

A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door on the first house

of the street.

 

A tall lady answered the door.

 

Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman barged into the

living room and opened a big black plastic bag and poured all the cow

droppings onto the carpet.

 

" Madam, if i could not clean this up with the use of this new powerful

vacuum cleaner, I will eat all this...! " exclaimed the eager salesman.

 

Do you need chilli sauce or ketchup with that " asked the lady.

 

The bewildered salesman asked, " Why, Madam? "

 

" We just moved in, & there's no electricity in the house! "

 

Moral: Gather all required information before working on any project.