Jump to content
IndiaDivine.org

Side Effects of working in the IT sector !

Rate this topic


Guest guest

Recommended Posts

Guest guest

Some of the Software Engineers at their best:

 

Anup

I don't login to orkut, , gmail, youtube, etc.. at my personal internet

connection at home... thinking it will be blocked any way.

Till I realize - I am at home.

 

Rohit

Yeah sometimes it do happens with me also…………while writing personal mails

also………I jus use the way as if I am writing to onsite or some senior person……..

Jusy forget that we are jus mailing our friends…………..

 

And keeping hands in front of tap for waiting water to drop by itself is very

frequent with me……………I jus forget that we have to turn on and off the tap………..

 

Nidhi

Awesome!!

 

Once after talking to one of my friend. I ended the conversation saying ... " Ok

bye...in case of any issues will call u back "

(Hilarious!)

 

Nisha

Sometimes when I mistakenly delete a message from my mobile, I hope for a

second, maybe its in the recycle bin

 

Farina

I was about to throw my hanky into the bin after drying my hand.

 

Bhabani

Once I was flashing my ID card instead of unlocking the door with the keys.

 

Nisha

Kinda a same experience for me too..

 

I gave my office mail id and pwd to access Gmail and wondered when did they

become invalid???

 

Sandy

I have a experience to share tooo .. I was earlier working at the back office of

an international Bank. We used to 'dispatch' lot of Credit / Debit cards and

statements for the customers and track its delivery later.

 

Once my granma was admitted in a hospital, my team mate once casually asked me

" howz ur granma doing now ? still in hospital? " ... and i replied to her " She is

better now , she will dispatched from the hospital tomorrow! "

 

This was followed by a loud laugh in the entire bay!

 

Sandeep

Once I went to a pharmacy n asked for a tab….pharmacist asked whr I want 250mg r

500mg…..suddenly I replied as 256mg…lol….thank god he didn't noticed tht….

 

Ashwin

Me getting a thought of doing an Alt+Tab while switching from a news channel to

the DVD while watching TV.

 

Vidyarthi

And I – after a forty hour marathon in Bhubaneshwar with Powerbuilder, decided

to take a break and went to a movie. In the middle of the movie, when I wanted

to check the time, I kept repeatedly glancing at the bottom right corner of the

silver screen!

 

Venu

Few of my friends and myself decided to go out for dinner. The place wasn't

fixed yet. I said we shall decide it " run time "

 

Krishna

When I went to a movie theatre from office directly.. I showed the guy at the

entrance my ID card and walked in… he had to call me back asking the ticket…

 

Rama

One late night when I went home after work, I was trying to flash my id card to

open the lock and only after few secs, I realised what i'm trying to do

 

Sridhar

Once I went to have juice at the local juice vendor and innocuously asked him

whether he had a plain 'version' of lemonade.

 

Arun

Few years back my shogun engine stopped on Bangalore MG Road as the petrol came

to reserve. I told my friend I need to restart my bike!

 

Satya

The other day I was hearing one guy talking of a " Standalone " house.. when he

was actually intending a independent house… Poor broker shud have tuff time

trying to find a " Alone house standing in a huge empty area… " don't know what

interpretations the guy must have made.

 

Some more ::::::::

Once I was on call with my father and mom was not around. I went on to ask, " why

is she not attending the status call? "

 

Me and my friends went out for dinner in one of the best restaurants.

And as I finished. I started walking towards the Basin with plates in my hand.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You are posting as a guest. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Loading...
×
×
  • Create New...