Insignificant Thoughts

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Insignificant Thoughts

 

Sometimes I feel so inept. Like when there's a

 

baseball player who's worth $250 million, and I

 

can't remember his or her name.

 

Visa is everywhere you want to be, except out of

 

debt.

 

It's better to be poor than to be rich. The rich

 

always have to fear becoming poor, but the poor

 

never have to fear becoming rich.

 

Nothing is impossible if you don't have to do it

 

yourself.

 

How about a constitutional amendment that

 

declares anything said in a campaign commercial

 

to be under oath?

 

Could it be that the people who have nothing to

 

say are the ones we should listen to?

 

You never get tired if you rest a lot in advance.

 

Real courage is a willingness to attack raw

 

oysters in public.

 

It's hard to relate to this high-tech world when

 

your kid says her Lego Toys need more memory.

 

Every day in every way, I was getting worse and

 

worse until I stopped trying to be myself.