Guest guest Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 WHERE LOVE HAS GONE.... Life was so simple then... Symptoms and prognosis: 1. Skippy heartbeat when you think of him/her. Symptoms then: Love Prognosis now: Ventricular fibrillation and Myocardial Infraction. 2. Restless trembling of hands, feet and other body parts. Symptoms then: Love Prognosis now: Parkinson's Disease 3.. Constant smiling. Symptoms then: Love Prognosis now: Bell 's Palsy 4. Absent mindedness, inability to focus on tasks at work or at home. Symptoms then: Love Prognosis now: Early Onset of Alzheimer's Disease 5. Weakening of knees and bursts of energy when she calls or comes over. Symptoms then: Love Prognosis now: Multiple Sclerosis 6. Inability to stop thinking about her. Symptoms then: Love Prognosis now: Obsessive Compulsive Disorder 7. Bruising on neck, and other tender areas. Symptoms then: Love Prognosis now: Leukemia 8. Insomnia. Symptoms then: Love Prognosis now: Benign Prostatic Hyperplasia 9. Feeling that you can smell/hear/feel her when not in her presence. Symptoms then: Love Prognosis now: Schizophrenia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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