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Though this list is devoted to spiritual matters, we post a little

humour from time to time. Hope you enjoy it : )

 

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Catching her in the act, I confronted our 3-year-old granddaughter,

" Are you eating your little sister's grapes? " I demanded.

 

" No, " she innocently replied, " I'm helping her share. "

 

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Little Johnny's new baby brother was screaming up a storm.

He asked his mom, " Where did we get him? "

His mother replied, " He came from heaven, Johnny. "

Johnny says, " WOW! I can see why they threw him out! "

 

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Quotes:-

 

The best way to keep kids at home is to make a pleasant atmosphere - and

let the air out of their tires.

 

Families are like fudge . . . mostly sweet, with a few nuts.

 

Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.

 

Laughing helps. It's like jogging on the inside.

 

Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fibre, not the toy.

 

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A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his

daughter's birthday and he hadn't bought her a present. He drove

to the shopping center and ran to the toy shop and he asked the

manager: " How much is that new Barbie in the window? "

 

The Manager replied: " Which one?

We have 'Barbie goes to the gym' for $19.95,

'Barbie goes to the Ball' for $19.95,

'Barbie goes shopping' for $19.95

'Barbie goes to the beach' for $19.95,

'Barbie goes to the Nightclub' for $19.95,

and 'Divorced Barbie' for $375.00. "

 

" Why is the Divorced Barbie $375.00, when all the

others are $19.95? " the dad asked.

 

" 'Divorced Barbie' comes with Ken's car, Ken's House,

Ken's boat, Ken's dog, Ken's cat and Ken's furniture, "

replied the shop manager : )