Guest guest Posted July 7, 2002 Report Share Posted July 7, 2002 Though this list is dedicated to spiritual matters, from time to time we take the liberty of posting some humour ....................jay ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The class assignment in composition was to write about something unusual that happened during the past week. Little Ben got up to read his. " Papa fell in the well last week - " he began. " Good heavens, " shrieked Mrs. Krup, the teacher. " Is he all right now? " " He must be, " said little Ben. " He stopped yelling for help yesterday. " ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A wife says to her husband one weekend morning, " We've got such a clever dog. He brings in the daily newspapers every morning. " Her husband replied, " Well, lots of dogs can do that. " The wife responded, " But we've never d to any papers! " ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Young Son: " Is it true, Dad? I heard that in some parts of Asia a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her? Dad: " That happens in most countries, son. " ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ My husband bought me a mood ring the other day. You know the ones that change color to reflect mood changes. When I'm in a good mood it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a red mark on his forehead. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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