Guest guest Posted July 26, 2002 Report Share Posted July 26, 2002 From time to time we take the liberty of posting some humour to this list dedicated to spiritual matters...............jay ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ FOLLOWING ARE ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAM PAPERS COLLECTED BY VINDICTIVE TEACHERS: Benjamin Franklin produced electricity by rubbing cats backwards. Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes and caterpillars. The process of turning steam back into water again is called conversation. Algebraical symbols are used when you do not know what you are talking about. A triangle which has an angle of 135 degrees is called an obscene triangle. For fractures: to see if the limb is broken, wiggle it gently back and forth. For asphyxiation: apply artificial respiration until the patient is dead. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Seen On T-SHIRTS " Filthy, Stinking, Rich ... Well, Two Out of Three Ain't Bad " " Upon the Advice of My Attorney, My Shirt Bears No Message at This Time " " My Dog Can Lick Anyone " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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