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From time to time we take the liberty of posting some

humour to this list dedicated to spiritual matters...............jay

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FOLLOWING ARE ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT

SCIENCE EXAM PAPERS COLLECTED BY VINDICTIVE TEACHERS:

 

Benjamin Franklin produced electricity by rubbing cats

backwards.

 

Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes and

caterpillars.

 

The process of turning steam back into water again is called

conversation.

 

Algebraical symbols are used when you do not know what you

are talking about.

 

A triangle which has an angle of 135 degrees is called an

obscene triangle.

 

For fractures: to see if the limb is broken, wiggle it gently

back and forth.

 

For asphyxiation: apply artificial respiration until the

patient is dead.

 

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Seen On T-SHIRTS

 

" Filthy, Stinking, Rich ...

Well, Two Out of Three Ain't Bad "

 

" Upon the Advice of My Attorney, My Shirt Bears No

Message at This Time "

 

" My Dog Can Lick Anyone "

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