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Though this list is dedicated to spiritual matters, from time to time we

take the liberty of posting some humour.

 

jay

Vivekananda Centre London

 

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Sayings... : )

 

" A coincidence is when God performs a miracle, and decides to

remain anonymous. "

 

" I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to. "

 

" Life is 10% of what happens to you, and 90% of how you

respond to it. "

 

" Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and

sometimes you weep. "

 

" Following the path of least resistance is what makes rivers

and men crooked. "

 

“Everybody is ignorant. Only on different subjects.”

 

“Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it

back in.”

 

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A married couple were having a disagreement while sitting in bed.

The wife said to her husband, " You're impossible, " to which the

husband replied, " no. I'm next to impossible. "

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