Puns. : )

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Though this list is devoted to spiritual matters, from time to time

we take the liberty of posting some humour ......jay

 

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Puns ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

 

California smog test: Can UCLA?

 

" STUPIDITY IS NOT A HANDICAP. Park elsewhere! "

 

I went on a diet - had to go on two diets at the same time

'cause one diet wasn't giving me enough food.

 

I love being married... I was single for a long time and I

just got so sick of finishing my own sentences.

 

You have to be sick to send a virus.

 

Paper is pretty cheap. Unless you're a tree.

 

Life would be exhausting if it were a musical.

 

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Religious Puns~~~~~~~~~~~~~

 

Serenity is not freedom from the storm, but peace

amid the storm.

 

How come you're always running around looking for

God? He's not lost.

 

God put me on earth to accomplish a number of

things; right now, I'm so far behind I will live forever.

 

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The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending

fences out on the range.

 

Three weeks later a cow walked up carrying the Bible in it's mouth.

 

The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes.

 

He took the book out of the cow's mouth, raised his eyes heavenward

and exclaimed, " It's a miracle! "

 

" Not really, " said the cow.

 

" Your name was written inside the cover. "

 

: )