Guest guest Posted September 21, 2002 Report Share Posted September 21, 2002 Dear List. From time to time we take the liberty of posting some humour to this list devoted to spiritual matters...........................jay Birthday Belief Systems =================== Idealism: Happy Birthday. Capitalism: I shopped all day for your birthday. Atheism: I can't believe it's your birthday. Hinduism: Holy Cow! Is it your birthday? Taoism: It's everybody's birthday. Buddhism: If your birthday party was held in the forest and nobody came... would it still be your birthday? Existentialism: Your birthday means nothing to me. Sarcasm: You don't look half bad for someone twice your age. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~sayings~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~lecture~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home. As he was walking unsteadily along, a policeman stopped him. " What are you doing out here at 2 A.M.? " said the officer. " I'm going to a lecture. " The man said. " And who is going to give a lecture at this hour? " the cop asked. " My wife, " said the man ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~advert ~~~~~~~~~~~ Near the busy terminal of a trucking firm in Paterson, New Jersey, a large billboard proclaimed: 'This is a trucking company that never sleeps.'Crayoned neatly beneath: 'And neither do it's neighbors.' : ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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