Guest guest Posted October 17, 2002 Report Share Posted October 17, 2002 We take the liberty of posting a little humour to this list devoted to spiritual matters..............jay ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ One of the world's greatest scientists was also recognized as the original absent-minded professor. One day, on board a train, he was unable to find his ticket. The conductor said, " Take it easy. You'll find it. " When the conductor returned, the professor still couldn't find the ticket. The conductor, recognizing the famous scientist, said, " I'm sure you bought a ticket. Forget about it. " You're very kind, " the professor said, " But I must find it, otherwise I won't know where to get off. " ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Jasper was speeding along the Interstate Highway when he was pulled over by a State Trooper. The officer wrote out the ticket and handed it to him. " What am I supposed to do with this? " grumbled Jasper as the policeman handed him a speeding ticket. " Keep it, " said the officer. " When you collect four of them you get a bicycle. " ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A little Thomas comes home from his first day at school. His mother asks, " Well, what did you learn today? " Little Thomas replies, " Not enough. They want me to come back tomorrow. " : ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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