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[Guest guest]

Though this list is devoted to spiritual matters;

occasionally we take the liberty of posting some humour.

 

Quotes:

 

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose,

but mosquitoes come close.

 

People are funny; they want the front of the bus, the middle

of the road, and the back of the church.

 

The phrase that is guaranteed to wake up an audience: " And

in conclusion. "

 

I don't know why some people change churches; what

difference does it make which one you stay home from?

 

The difference between an expert and a novice is that the

novice hesitates before doing anything stupid.

 

Only fools can be certain; it takes wisdom to be confused.

 

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

 

Women don't make fools of men, most of them are the

do-it-yourself types.

 

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Two rural church deacons who were having a sociable beer in

the local tavern when they saw their minister drive by and

take a good long look at their pickup trucks parked outside.

 

One deacon ducked down and said, " I hope the reverend didn't

see us or recognize my pickup. "

 

The other replied indifferently, " What difference does it

make? God knows we're in here... and he's the only one who

counts. "

 

The first deacon answered, " Yeah, but God won't tell my wife. "

 

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A lawyer sent an overdue bill to a client.

A note was attached that stated: " This bill is one year old. "

By return mail the lawyer had his bill back.

To it was attached a card which read: " Happy Birthday. "

 

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[Guest guest]

Thank you,

 

 

You don't know how right on time this was. I needed some laughter today.

 

 

Bless you