Guest guest Posted November 16, 2002 Report Share Posted November 16, 2002 Though this list is devoted to spiritual matters we post some humour from time to time: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A little boy is gone to school one day and while he is gone, his cat gets killed. His mother is very concerned about how he will take the news. Upon his arrival home, she explains the tragedy and tries to console the boy saying, " But don't worry, the cat is in heaven with God now. " The boy replied, " What's God gonna' do with a dead cat? " ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A Marketing Survey A marketing survey specialist is asking Dan, a southern college kid, some questions about different products he uses. MSS - Which shaving cream do you use? Dan - Baba's MSS - Which aftershave do you use? Dan - Baba's MSS - Which deodorant do you use? Dan - Baba's MSS - Which toothpaste do you use? Dan - Baba's MSS - Okay, tell me, what is this 'Baba'? Is it an international company? Dan - Shoot no. He's my room-mate. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Lost in Translation An influential Londoner wound up a business trip to the Orient with a visit to Taipei. At a luncheon he was asked to say a few words. Since he spoke not a word of Chinese, his address was to be translated by an interpreter sentence by sentence. " I want you to know, " he began, " I'm tickled to death to be asked here today. " A look of panicked confusion appeared on the interpreter's face. " This poor man, " he said in Chinese, " Scratched himself until he died, so he could be with you today. " : ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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