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One Liners : )

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Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses

 

 

Today everyone wants instant gratification, no matter how long it takes.

 

 

A grownup is someone who suffers from responsibility.

 

 

Good Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

 

 

Your dreams will come true as soon as you're ready.

 

 

The real cause of divorce is marriage.

 

 

When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I

 

 

I chose the path less travelled, but only because I was lost.

 

 

Don't judge people by their relatives.

 

 

Work when you should and play all the time.

 

 

Life is really like a shower. One wrong turn and you're in hot water.

 

 

A woman who dresses to kill probably cooks the same way.

 

 

We never lose by loving. We lose by holding back.

 

 

Patience is the companion of wisdom. " - St. Augustine

 

 

Sometimes one pays most for the things one gets for nothing.- Einstein

 

 

Youth looks ahead, old age looks back, and middle age looks tired.

 

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