Guest guest Posted March 4, 2003 Report Share Posted March 4, 2003 Humour is a must in any list devoted to spiritual matters. jay : ) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~one liners~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Our five senses are incomplete without the sixth -- a sense of humour. A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't. If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation. Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity. Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. All of us could take a lesson from the weather: It pays no attention to criticism. Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go. The bubbling brook would lose its song if you removed the rocks. The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy. The happiest people don't necessarily have the best of everything. They just make the best of everything. " Marriage is made in heaven; So are lightning and thunder. Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days the statue. Do you know the three times that most people are in church? When they are hatched, matched and dispatched. Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed up and permanently set. If vegetarians love animals so much, why do they eat all their food? : ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You are posting as a guest. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.