One Liners : )

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This list is devoted to spiritual matters but from time to time

we take the liberty of posting some humour.

 

jay..... Vivekananda Centre London

 

 

" When I preach a sermon, I accept that people look at their

watches, but what I do not tolerate is when they look at it

and raise it to their ear to find out if it has stopped. "

 

 

A perfectionist is one who takes great pains,

and gives them to everyone else.

 

 

The greatest good you can do for another is not just share your riches,

but to reveal to him, his own. .....Benjamin Disraeli

 

 

If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score?

 

 

You have to wonder about humans,

they think God is dead and Elvis is alive

 

 

" To be wronged is nothing unless you continue to remember it. " - Confucius

 

 

Every time I close the door on reality it comes in through the windows.

 

 

If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible

warning.

 

 

If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says

on the aspirin bottle: Take two and keep away from the children.

 

 

The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the

bathroom.

 

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