Guest guest Posted April 16, 2003 Report Share Posted April 16, 2003 Thank you for the humor, Jay. I've missed it. Edith Ramakrishna wrote: > > Sri Ramakrishnaye Namah > Vivekananda Centre London > http://www.vivekananda.co.uk > ------ > > There is 1 message in this issue. > > Topics in this digest: > > 1. One Liners : ) > " Vivekananda Centre " <vivekananda > > ______________________ > ______________________ > > Message: 1 > Wed, 16 Apr 2003 14:37:25 +0100 > " Vivekananda Centre " <vivekananda > One Liners : ) > > This list is devoted to spiritual matters but from time to time > we take the liberty of posting some humour. > > jay..... Vivekananda Centre London > > " When I preach a sermon, I accept that people look at their > watches, but what I do not tolerate is when they look at it > and raise it to their ear to find out if it has stopped. " > > A perfectionist is one who takes great pains, > and gives them to everyone else. > > The greatest good you can do for another is not just share your riches, > but to reveal to him, his own. .....Benjamin Disraeli > > If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score? > > You have to wonder about humans, > they think God is dead and Elvis is alive > > " To be wronged is nothing unless you continue to remember it. " - Confucius > > Every time I close the door on reality it comes in through the windows. > > If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible > warning. > > If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says > on the aspirin bottle: Take two and keep away from the children. > > The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the > bathroom. > > : ) > > ______________________ > ______________________ > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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