Guest guest Posted May 3, 2003 Report Share Posted May 3, 2003 Though this list is devoted to spiritual matters; from time to time we take the liberty of posting a little humour ....jay Vivekananda Centre London. If you can't change your mind, are you sure you still have one? The Ten Commandments aren't prefaced with: "If you're in the mood." Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes. - M K Gandhi "You can't build a reputation on what you're going to do.".... Henry Ford"Don't approach a goat from the front, a horse from the backor a fool from any side." ~~-- Yiddish ProverbBeware that you do not lose the substance by grasping at the shadow.-- AesopMinor surgery is when they do the operation on someone else, not you. We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it. According to historians women used cosmetics in the Middle Ages... and today women are using cosmetics in the middle ages, too. Who was the greatest inventor of all time? God was! He took a rib from Adam and made a loudspeaker. (and in response) Dear Lord I pray For wisdom to understand my man Love to forgive him Patience for his moods Because Lord if I pray for Strength I'll beat him to death. : ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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