Guest guest Posted May 4, 2003 Report Share Posted May 4, 2003 Thank you, Jay, for the humor! Edith Ramakrishna wrote: > > Sri Ramakrishnaye Namah > Vivekananda Centre London > http://www.vivekananda.co.uk > ------ > > There is 1 message in this issue. > > Topics in this digest: > > 1. One Liners : ) > " Vivekananda Centre " <vivekananda > > ______________________ > ______________________ > > Message: 1 > Sat, 3 May 2003 10:24:00 +0100 > " Vivekananda Centre " <vivekananda > One Liners : ) > > Though this list is devoted to spiritual matters; from time to time we take > the liberty of posting a little humour ....jay Vivekananda Centre London. > > If you can't change your mind, are you sure you still have one? > > The Ten Commandments aren't prefaced with: " If you're in the mood. " > > Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes. - M K Gandhi > > " You can't build a reputation on what you're going to do. " .... Henry Ford > > " Don't approach a goat from the front, a horse from the back > or a fool from any side. " ~~-- Yiddish Proverb > > Beware that you do not lose the substance by grasping at the shadow.-- Aesop > > Minor surgery is when they do the operation on someone else, not you. > > We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them > to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. > > The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it. > > According to historians women used cosmetics in the Middle Ages... and > today women are using cosmetics in the middle ages, too. > > Who was the greatest inventor of all time? God was! > He took a rib from Adam and made a loudspeaker. > > (and in response) > > Dear Lord I pray > For wisdom to understand my man > Love to forgive him > Patience for his moods > Because Lord if I pray for Strength > I'll beat him to death. > > : ) > > [This message contained attachments] > > ______________________ > ______________________ > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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