Guest guest Posted July 22, 2003 Report Share Posted July 22, 2003 Though we focus on spiritual matters.....once in a while we let in some humour : ) If the shortest distance between two points is a line, why does waiting in one take so long? ================================================= Humility does not mean you think less of yourself. It means you think of yourself less. =================================================== A gentleman was lured into a busy florist shop by a large sign in the window that read, " Say It With Flowers. " " Wrap up one rose, " he told the florist. " Only one? " the florist asked. " Just one, " the customer replied. " I'm a man of few words. " ===================================================== Philosophy An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam after a semester dealing with a broad array of topics. The class was already seated and ready to go when the professor picked up his chair, plopped it on his desk and wrote on the board: " Using everything we have learned this semester, prove that this chair does not exist. " Fingers flew, erasers erased, notebooks were filled in furious fashion. Some students wrote over 30 pages in one hour attempting to refute the existence of the chair. One member of the class however, was up and finished in less than a minute. Weeks later when the grades were posted, the rest of the group wondered how he could have gotten an A when he had barely written anything at all. His answer consisted of two words: " What chair? " : ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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