Guest guest Posted June 25, 2004 Report Share Posted June 25, 2004 Though this list is devoted to spiritual matters, once in a while we post some humour ....enjoy the one liners : ) ============================================= Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving. ============================================= Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee. ============================================= Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent. ============================================= True friends stab you in the front ============================================= Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired ============================================= Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others. ============================================= All the world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed. ============================================== Shouting to make your kids obey is like using the horn to steer your car, and you get about the same results! ============================================= Don't worry about what people think. They don't do it very often. : ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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