Guest guest Posted October 14, 2004 Report Share Posted October 14, 2004 dear shri jay, you may use the appropriate one liners for weekly humour mails. regards, vikas ----------- The layoffs will continue until morale improves. If you do a good job & work hard, you may get a decent job with a better company someday! The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts! If you think we're a bad company, you should see our competition! A person who can smile in the face of adversity has probably found a scapegoat. Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. If at first you don't succeed, try management. Teamwork means never having to take all the blame yourself. Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity. Your job is still better than asking, " You want fries with that? " Doing a job right the first time gets the job done. Doing the job wrong 14 times gives you job security. Pride. Commitment. Teamwork. Words we use to get you to work for free. Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups. The Romans did not create a great empire by having meetings. They did it by killing all those who opposed them. _______________________________ Declare Yourself - Register online to vote today! http://vote. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 25, 2004 Report Share Posted October 25, 2004 as always enjoyed the 1 lines Formal education will make you a living; self-education will make you a fortune. - Jim Rohn There is enough in this world for man's need but not enough for his greed - Gandhi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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