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dear shri jay,

you may use the appropriate one liners for weekly

humour mails.

regards,

vikas

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The layoffs will continue until morale improves.

 

If you do a good job & work hard, you may get a decent

job with a better

company someday!

 

The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off

due to budget cuts!

 

If you think we're a bad company, you should see our

competition!

 

A person who can smile in the face of adversity has

probably found a

scapegoat.

 

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid

altogether.

 

If at first you don't succeed, try management.

 

Teamwork means never having to take all the blame

yourself.

 

Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural

Stupidity.

 

Your job is still better than asking, " You want fries

with that? "

 

Doing a job right the first time gets the job done.

Doing the job wrong 14

times gives you job security.

 

Pride. Commitment. Teamwork. Words we use to get you

to work for free.

 

Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in

large groups.

 

The Romans did not create a great empire by having

meetings. They did it by

killing all those who opposed them.

 

 

 

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  • 2 weeks later...

as always enjoyed the 1 lines

 

Formal education will make you a living;

self-education will make you a fortune. - Jim Rohn

 

There is enough in this world for man's need

but not enough for his greed - Gandhi

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