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Thoughtful One or Two liners : )

 

 

 

Never take life seriously.Nobody gets out alive anyway.

 

I went out to find a friend, But couldn't not find one there.I went out to be a friend, And friends were everywhere.

 

 

Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to their diets.

 

 

 

Better to light one small candle than to curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

 

Usually our criticism of others is not because they have faults, but because their faults are different from ours.

 

What would be the use of immortality to a person who cannot use well a half hour? ~~~Ralph Waldo Emerson

 

 

A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices." ~~~ William James

 

 

 

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(edited version of 47 oxymorons..)

 

Top 10 Oxymorons

 

 

10. Computer security

 

09. Political science

 

08. Tight slacks

 

07. Definite maybe

 

06. Pretty ugly

 

05. Twelve-ounce pound cake

 

04. Diet ice cream

 

03. Working vacation

 

02. Exact estimate

 

 

 

And the Number One, top OXY-Moron?

 

01. Microsoft Works >>

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